Hey Guy!!!
Welcome to Gaytards R UsOur dream is to make Gaytards R Us a household name as a gay and retarded owned company in the Fortune 500.It's a long road ahead, especially with rampant social media censorship (for example, did you know you can't even search for us on TikTok?), but with your help, we can achieve this groundbreaking goal!The Mission: To elevate Gaytards R Us to the precipice of Fortune 500 status, where the dream can become reality.Overcoming Barriers: We're tackling censorship head-on, fighting for visibility and representation where it's most restricted.Your Role: Every like, share, and purchase brings us closer to our vision. Stand with us and make history.Join the journey towards a more inclusive corporate landscape with Gaytards R Us!
Things!
To become a Fortune 500 company we have to generate so much money that people can not even beleive it.That is why we have made these very nice luxury items
(these are the best items anywhere in the world. No other items are as luxurious as our items) for you & your friends & your family & your neighbors & your co-workers & your classmates & your ex-lovers & your business associates, & your boyfriends & your girlfriends & your facebook friends to acquire.With that money Paul says we can invest it and turn that money into even more money, & then into a Fortune 500 Company.Keith says you can click on any image below to buy them.
About
Midgets aren't real.Do not trust gingers.
Contact
Please send love letters to [email protected]Please send hate mail to Stephen. He know's what he did.Or you can follow us on the social media (even if you are anti-social!)
Help Us Become Fortune 500
Join the Movement to Make Gaytards R Us the First Ever Gay & Retarded Fortune 500 Company:Shop Now! - Every purchase from Gaytards R Us gets us closer to our Fortune 500 status. Dive into our collection of proudly gay and unabashedly retarded merchandise.Follow Us on Social Media - Connect with us on Instagram, X formerly Twitter, and TikTok for daily doses of humor, updates, and exclusive content. GaytardsRUsSpread the Word - Share our site and social media with everyone you know. Tell your friends, family, and even strangers why Gaytards R Us is the next big thing!Permanent Ink Love - Get our logo tattooed on you! Become a walking billboard for the gaytard revolution.Tattoo Others - Spread the love (and ink) by giving someone else a Gaytards R Us tattoo. Double the impact!Psychological Warfare - Challenge other Fortune 500 companies on social media. Make them sweat by comparing their dull corporate culture to our vibrant, gaytard flair.Invest in Our Future - Short the stocks of conventional Fortune 500 companies and bet on us; we're the dark horse you didn't see coming.Party Exclusivity - Forget inviting those corporate giants to your next birthday. Celebrate with those who get the gaytard spirit!Gift Gaytard - Make any occasion memorable with gifts from us. They'll thank you for the uniqueness.Gay Bitcoin Love - Support us with your crypto. Here's our Bitcoin wallet address: 16FR8ziCK59uFmwX5HkFoADcWJCjHdJLvH
Paul's idea, and Paul is pretty sharp.Mayonnaise - Because why not?
It's our quirky secret to success.Hold Our Stock - Be part of our IPO when we go public and hold onto our stock forever. We're not just a company; we're a lifestyle.Brag Rights - Show off your Gaytards R Us gear. Trust us, your peers will be green with envy.Car Wrap Madness - Make your car a moving advertisement for Gaytards R Us with a fabulous car wraps.Divine Intervention - Pray for our miraculous rise. We can accomplish all things through Jesus, including becoming the worlds first gay and retarded owned Fortune 500 Company!Health for Wealth - Keep yourself healthy with plenty of rest and sunlight. A healthy you supports a healthy, growing company.Hydration Station - Drink water, stay hydrated, and keep your mind sharp to support our cause.Love & Unity - Love yourself and your neighbors like they're part of Gaytards R Us. Spread the love, the community, the gaytard way.